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Stuart Pearce of England’s missed penalty kick in the 1990 World Cup semi finals.
Stuart Pearce of England’s missed penalty kick in the 1990 World Cup semi finals.
I genuinely think these games would not have the rep for difficulty if dodge was on button-down instead of up. That slight lack of responsiveness kills your a lot until you train yourself to compensate for it by pre-empting attacks (which means you have to learn the full moveset of the boss).
Spicy food does have a difficulty slider. It’s pretty difficult to find a curry in Australia that’s not so full of cream it’s basically a fruit salad.
They’re not AAA games on an iPhone - they’re tech demos.
You need to play these on a 14” CRT on the floor.
Gaben has now got 19 Billion dollars he’ll never spend.
Remove ads and AI garbage next please.
They’ll think our entire civilisation was based around burying plastic bags.
All baby animals are absolutely adorable, and human babies look like Winston Churchill having a sulk.
The art of the deal.
And this is only lvl 1 Patriarchy. At lvl 2 a man may marry as many wives as he wants, and the young single men are just war fodder.
Oh, my sweet Summer child…
We do this to ourselves first thing every day even though it’s been shown in studies that the start of the day is when you’re at your most productive.
Man, if I still lived in an EU country and the government pulled this shit I’d be making the most of that sweet freedom-of-movement. Way to drive all the skills out of your economy.
Imagine dropping into a room in Jetset Willy and falling to your death, then respawning and falling over and over til all your lives are gone.
I heard this works on cops if you are a Freeman of the land.