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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-222 hours agoFor picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoHe doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·20 hours agoSweet, ass ride
minus-squaremoopet@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoGodspeed! You sweet ass ride.
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·22 hours agoThey also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoThe man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoYeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
minus-squareoopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·20 hours agoPeople bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.
For picking up chicks. Dude may be the fastest man alive but no lady gonna give him the time of day unless he got a sweet ass ride.
He doesn’t need a motorbike for that.
Sweet, ass ride
Sweet, Ass! Ride.
Godspeed! You sweet ass ride.
They also ain’t calling him back because of how fast he is.
The man can vibrate every part of his body, just saying.
Yeah, vibrate through molecules. Doubt they have fun with that.
People bring this up a lot, but given the way his body works he can probably reload and go again. His partner would drown in jizz.