I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
Works better when spoken but just say this in your head really fast
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joketiming.
i have a friend who loves to tell the interrupting cow joke
he always fucks it up though, so instead of interrupt-mooo you get
knock knock
who’s there
interrupting cow
interrupting cow who
dammit
he’s a funny guy.