ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours agoI would also be confusedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1514arrow-down111
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minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·21 hours agoHusband here. Sometimes relationships end up with one “tidy one” and one “messy one”. I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a “tidy one”. I got married to my “messy one”. She’s in charge of keeping the house clean. I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·20 hours agoOk. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car. And you can take my wife. Also, I’m not married.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 hours agoOh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours ago Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is. How do they tie together?
Husband here.
Sometimes relationships end up with one “tidy one” and one “messy one”.
I busted my ass over the years to turn from a gremlin into a “tidy one”.
I got married to my “messy one”. She’s in charge of keeping the house clean.
I have to remind her not to eat in bed 🥲
Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.
And you can take my wife.
Also, I’m not married.
Oh god, I just understood what an electric current is.
How do they tie together?
TIL I have a lot of potential!