• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Ok. I’m going to help you out. I’ll take your messy wife, and I’ll also be messy with her. We’ll eat chocolate in bed. We’ll leave trash in the shower. And burp in the car.

    And you can take my wife.

    Also, I’m not married.