why they calling filipinos idiots?
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I hate it when rice is separate in the menu and you can’t tell from the price whether it’s for sharing or if they’re just ripping you off.
My rule of thumb is if the menu has like 300 items and written with size 10 font, rice is going to be included and will be idiot sized.
If there’s only 15 items, or the menu has the word “Asian fusion”, then assume rice is extra and will be like a small non-sharable bowl.
No lie I don’t go to restaurants like this unlesss I’m with my friend who speaks chinese because he gets much better info than my white ass does.
Yeah, introvert issues. I feel you. I just usually coerce whoever is with me to ask the waiter.
Strange, that’s exactly how much rice I always make.
Yeah and there’s always like 3/4 left over which gets put in a giant bag in the fridge until it goes bad
Dude, you’re already bagging it, you need to do the next step: lay out the rice flat and use something THAT WONT CUT THE BAG to divide your rice up into portion sizes. Freeze flat and you’ll have easy access to portioned rice that you can easily thaw!
Also, noticing your username, cooled cooked rice is better for your blood sugar than fresh cooked rice, so there’s that.
That’s for fried rice the next day!
I bet Harambe was still alive during your last shit.
Haha yeah I bet he hasn’t pooped in two or thr… checks conveniently placed paper calendar on the wall
Oh… Oh god…
This decade has been the longest century of my life.
can’t tell if cosplaying as O’Brien or just checking the news.
I saw a video where people have been freezing their rice … which is something I need to start doing because I just wind up eating way too much rice for meals.
i tried that and didn’t like it. also, in my heart there’s rice why no eat?
now i steam rice in tiny little bowls.
I like to make extra rice to turn into fried rice.
And then I realize I don’t really like fried rice and I freeze that.
That’s the portion they have shonen protagonists eat to demonstrate their humorously preposterous appetites
Itadakimasu!
Smart tactic on their part. There’s no way I could have resisted either
In my younger days that would be a normal serving. And I might have a second bowl too.
Do you happen to have a second idiot sized bowel, as well?
Chinese restaurant? If Youtube comedians have taught be right then every portion larger than a spoonful is ‘idiot’ size.
Pack your coat with it to keep you warm all the way home
Or drop a trail of them to find your way back to the table from the bathroom if you have a very bad sense of direction and also a small bladder.
won’t do that again. drink fluids for a couple days











