Dudes got robot legs. How much more valuable do you want?
Holy shit a Morrowind meme out in the wild.
I’m a massive elder scrolls fan
Didnt know Dwemer made those too
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
To be fair, the guy on the picture is 700 years or older. I want to see you at that age.
“When riddled with corprus and 700 years old you reach, look as good you will not!”
“The 30s are men’s best years!”
Meanwhile:
Husband hit stage 3 when he was 16, and is still there nearing 40.
#notallhairloss
Vegeta?
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
I got the fading widow’s peak in my early twenties. And it hasn’t progressed at all in like twenty years!
i’ve been in stage 3 vertex for a couple decades. been shaving it off for the last six or seven. is nice.
What a grand and intoxicating bod!
These are actual teenage boys now though. Gen Alpha is so fucked.
I do hope many of them develop and grow up away from it. Otherwise I guess they’ll have to be lonely.
Honestly, there is hope for that. I feel like we’re all forgetting the anti-SJW YouTube pipeline that happened to Gen Z when they were around 16 (around 8-12 years ago now) and a lot of them grew out of that.
Think about what kind of politics these boys will have when they grow up though… It’s going to be even more authoritarian, anti-woman, etc.
Yeah but the good thing is that the gen after is probably not going to be equally retarded.
Urgot
Yagrum Bagarn, the only living Dwemer to appear in an Elder Scrolls game so far.
Also the last living Dwemer. Motherfucker was in a different dimension when the Dwemer vanished
Last living one we know of, at least.
I’ll bet his poophole is mechanized as well.
