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      Intelligently scans the floor for food particles to know which foods to advertise to you

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      We’re not too far off given how many apps on my phone by default send notifications like “do you want to do this thing now?”

      And so many interfaces that have been enshittified with pop ups wanting me to check out their new AI features.

      A toaster constantly asking if I want toast is probably less annoying than a lot of technology now.

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    A candy that plays music while you eat it

    This is the sort of misapplication of technology that traumatised me as a kid, dammit

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      When I was in year 5 the kids in the class had been working cutting apricots and they bought tonnes of candy and these whistles they were blowing all the time.

      How much did the whistles cost ? one cent.

      True story.

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    I just got a WiFi stove that should be marketed as one of those bad ideas.

    My requirements were

    • induction burners
    • air fryer

    The closest I could find had all this “smart” crap, and convection oven was as close as I could get to air fryer

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    I watched a video about the worst of CES. I was kind of amused that some of the winners of worst-of weren’t even new ideas

    There was a candy I remember that from a long time ago, idk 2000ish? It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth. I never tried it but it was sold where I worked

    Another idea, the worst of the worst, was the smart fridge. I remember from business classes I took many years ago used that as an example of innovation. Or a “smart” microwave. You let it know what ingredients you have, for example by scanning the barcode, so it can recommend recipes or alert you when something is running low

    The rendition of those ideas at the CES were so out of touch

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      It was a lollipop you bit down on and you could hear music played through your teeth.

      When I was about 12 I started a short lived fad in my extended friend group of wearing headphones in your nostrils instead of your ears. If you turned them up high it sorta worked.

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    This year, it is no longer Consumer Electronics Show… it’s now Corporate Electronics Show.

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      A consumer is just the opposite side of the same coin. Corporations exist because of customers and customers exist because of corporations.

      a person who uses up a commodity; a purchaser of goods or services, a customer

      Companies are always chasing stupid ideas. The AI fridge is the Twitter fridge of this decade, a stupid idea some business person was genius. We’ve always been this dumb.

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        Inclusion of AI isn’t meant to be a selling point to product buying customers but to convince retail investors who throw money at anything with AI into buying up shares of stock.

        And some companies like NVIDIA and micron have reached a point where retail customer revenue is a rounding error compared to direct corporate sales, so there’s no need to cater them and for some no need to even sell to retail customers anymore.

        As things get more expensive it helps create a rental economy, so people having to rent leads to companies able to make money selling to companies that are making money providing subscription services to consumers who have been priced out.

        Kind of like the housing market in a way.

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          Exactly right.

          As such, any bleating about markets being driven by “consumer choice” is either hopelessly out of date / embarrassingly naive - or malicious.

          Just as consumer sales are a rounding error, so is consumer choice - it’s a direct relationship.

          This extends a lot farther than the AI bubble, we have allowed corporations to merge and monopolize, and “investors” to gamble on it all, to where they completely invert the relationship.

          They shape our experience by constraining choice, dictating only options with profit margins and heinous licensing terms that work exclusively and overwhelmingly in their favor.

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    What’s worse than that are the fully camera, gyroscope, and GPS equipped children’s toys that send all their data to an AI server.

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      Gyroscope, fine, I can understand them trying to understand how the toy is utilised.

      GPS? Fuck off.

      CAMERA?! What in the ever loving…

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        Yeah, so there are these kids toys at CES now that are always watching and always listening. Gyroscope if the toy is being picked up and moved, GPS to track where in the house it is, or where it’s going outside.

        It’s loaded with voice and facial recognition that can track moods and environmental context. But obviously it doesn’t work offline. It has no on board AI, so all the data is sent to a service somewhere which will generate responses for the toy.

        I wish it was just one such product being promoted at CES, but I’ve seen several videos now of multiple upstart toy tech brands selling similar AI plushies and such.

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          That is 100% going to record some kid changing, and knowing how these companies do ‘AI’ it’s probably going to be sent to some random person in India to process.

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    a candy that plays music while you eat it

    What the heck. The whole paragraph is so ‘unnecessary technology’.

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    I’d be unemployed and in trouble, but sometimes I do wish a gigantic solar storm would cut off the internet for a year. Humanity needs the reset. Please stop shoving Wi-Fi into every device.