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    If PornHub has any of your data, congratulations, you are an idiot.

    They have endless supplies of free content you don’t even have to login to watch, and they don’t block ad-blockers or VPNs afaik.

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    Who knew that blackmailing people with their browser histories would bring down western civilization?

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    LMAO at anyone who made, or paid for, a PornHub account.

    “Yes, I would like to log into PornHUB using my GMail account, please, for my convenience” - I just checked, they have SSO for Gmail and Twitter! AHAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying

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      How else do I save my favourite videos?!

      spoiler

      Save the url in a text file you dingus

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            PornHUB intro music plays, but morphs into Unsolved Mysteries

            ROBERT STACK ENTERS AS HOST

            Tonight: a mystery born not of shadowy alleyways or coded dossiers… but of a home computer. A shared machine. And a series of fateful downloads.

            On the Fediverse, a decentralized corner of the internet where identities blur and reputations are built one post at a time, a user known only as “imhereforfun” endlessly consumes the storage space of his family member’s computers.

            What followed was a chain of events that fractured a family, erased a trail digital footprints, and left behind more empty kleenex boxes than answers.

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    Yeah I never understood why anyone would create an account. It’s not like you need one to watch the videos.

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    According to ShinyHunters, the records contain extensive data on Premium members including email addresses, activity type, location, video URL, video name, keywords associated with the video and the time the event occurred. Activity types include whether the subscriber watched or downloaded a video, or viewed a channel and events include search histories.

    haha

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      Exactly the first thought I had.

      *Gameshow Music*

      YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, IT’S TIME TO PLAY THE WORLD’S LONGEST RUNNING GAME SHOW…

      WHICH QUEERPHOBIC PUBLIC FIGURE IS WATCHING QUEER PORN!

      Let’s Greet our Contestants, shall we?

      He’s so homophobic someone renamed a mix of Cum and Lube after him, it’s Rick Santorum!

      He’s so transphobic JK Rowling told him to tone it down, It’s Graham Linnerhan!

      Despite wearing platform shoes, he wants to make all forms of Queerness a crime, it’s Ron DeSantis!

      And finally, she’s called for Transgender Women to be executed en mass, for famous transwomen to be raped, and she’s featured in some of the Queer porn in question, it’s Lily Cade!

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      Considering conservatives are the ones most likely to “sign up”(fuck that is a strange thing to type! Imagine needing to vote and comment on porn!), I’m betting on the over.

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    Oh, but the children are safe and priority and that’s why they want to verify them. Oh but the children. Think about the children!!! CHILDREN!!!

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    Don’t worry though, because there’s no way your ID verification for adult sites will ever get leaked

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        Dunno why your obvious joke about the effectiveness of age verification was downvoted

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              Not sure if this hack has a name, but usually once someone in a comment tree makes a joke about downvotes — e.g., clowning on an edit complaining about a downvote — rules are suspended for all comments that follow, and you can accrue lots of downvote salutes FOR FREE.

              (Maybe not my comment since I’m late to the downvote party, but here you go;)

              Edit: why the upvotes? :(

              Edit edit: 1v1 me irl

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                I also got the party started by being the first to downvote myself. The first person to upvote me probably made it look like I didn’t downvote myself.

                But the second person to upvote me… Now that’s the real bastard. They made my comment seem like it deserved upvotes, and ushered in others who thought this was a comment worthy of their support.

                If I ever find out who gave me that second upvote… I’d probably be like, “huh? What second upvote? What are we even talking about?”

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                  Oh shit lol, forgot we could vote on our own shit. Ty for the slightly taller pyre

                  Nothing compared to your haul though. Let’s see Paul Allen’s doots

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    This is going to be fun. Let’s do some Data Analysis with this. Find the republican with the highest amount of watch time of gay porn.