Gets bigger but not any heavier or stronger

Oh, I’m sorry… I might be too quiet.

Why start making good decisions now?

… Rats, mostly

Yes… it’s my CHILDREN’S fault.

Hope

A lot of artists only received recognition after their lifetime because their works became a scarce resource that the rich could then use for circle jerking and tax breaks, and without any pesky living creator to have to pay or worry about doing things that put their investments at risk. It’s been the rich ruining everything and compensating nobody all the way down.

Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ftPzreVJOM

Oh, I get it. Reading comprehension issue on your end.

Let me slow it down for you, champ, and then I’m out of this conversation, since you decided to turn dick about it.

YOU NO GET BIG CONFUSE WHEN OTHER WORD MEAN TWO THING.

ORDER MEAN TELL SOMEONE DO SOMETHING, AND ALSO REQUEST BUY SOMETHING!

CONTRONYM LIKE SANCTION MEAN APPROVE AND DISAPPROVE AT SAME TIME!

Hope that helped. Respond if you want, but you’re talking to yourself from here on out, buddy.

Can you try that again? I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

Even if you don’t accept the transference of a meaning from a euphemism to its own verb, you’re surely not confused by other verbs that have multiple meanings.

When I “order” a hamburger, I’m not telling it to do anything.

Some words even mean the opposite of themselves sometimes.

It is what it is.

It’s curious you’re so concerned about the speed limit but so flippant about breaking another clearly stated law about how you’re supposed to operate your vehicle.

Here’s one general tip - it’s your job to follow the law, not enforce it. The fact someone would have to go faster than the speed limit to pass you is irrelevant - you are supposed to be in the other lane unless you are passing someone or getting off the highway. If there are more lanes, the same rule applies - you should be in the furthest right lane that allows you to maintain your speed.

I’m thankful for the eventual inevitability of my own death.

It’s a bird!

It’s a plane!

It’s Strawman!

…And the cost of that convenience is now $2000 and a bunch of spyware.

Delete my memories of everything pre-2016.

I feel like it would be easier to live in this nightmare if I didn’t remember a relatively stable, functioning world.

Now… I don’t like to brag…