ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1415arrow-down110
arrow-up1405arrow-down1imageIsn't that how you break up?lemmy.worldickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up58·1 day agoI want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices. Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 day ago Do I need a separate microphone for my butt? No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoNot loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 day agoBro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoProbably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 day agoThe other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
minus-squareaffenlehrer@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoIf you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
minus-squareNigelFrobisher@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoYeah, I did this for playing guitar over Zoom when COVID meant I couldn’t annoy people at house parties.
I want to know the secrets of being able to fart on a video call in such a way that the other party notices.
Do I need a separate microphone for my butt?
My hole is always mic’d up
No wonder so many mics come in 2 packs 🤔
Do you not have loud farts?
Not loud enough to be audible in video conferences. Or maybe they just never tell me. :(
Bro has never noticed his icon light up right after ripping a big one.
Probably the light has gone off by the time he lands back in his chair.
The other people are just being polite. Your video farts are legendary.
If you use MS teams you have to disable the noise suppression
Yeah, I did this for playing guitar over Zoom when COVID meant I couldn’t annoy people at house parties.