There’s a reason why the orange buffoon can’t control his bowels. Yep, he could take any size and any length.
People would say that no one could take a cock like he could, he was tremendous. The best. Men would come up when he was on his hands and knees and, BAM, straight in like a rat up a drainpipe. No lube dongeedonny was his name!!!Sexy tennis shorts. Blowing bubba. It all makes sense now.
That’s the face of man you can depend on.
Sorry…mis-spoke.
That’s the face of a man with depends on.
not even depends can contain that shit. that’s a load for Oops I Crapped My Pants™
Epstein was a monster he wouldn’t hesitate to take advantage of the mentality disabled.
What a terrible day to have eyes
Deepthroat Donny
Where corn?

anybody notice that he’s wearing his own merch
If you look closely you just MIGHT notice that there is corn on his head.

also fixed again
Just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it ain’t there
Corn hole.
On the left side, just not processed yet
Ok, I feel sick now, and you should too
All that junk up in that trunk
Fucking finally!!!
For the longest time I have been bitching about this exact thing. Recently no one has been posting anything accurate like this.
It’s about damn time we had a decent shitpost. ;)
God damnit! Now I just threw up a bit in my mouth. Thanks a lot, OP!
With a cake like that he could jump over the wall to Mexico.
We know he didn’t because no one wants to get naked with this smelly bitch.








