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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

Phrasing!

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balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    All jokes aside though- how to does this store work?

    Are they expecting people to just strip down inbetween the racks to try on shirts, or are we expected to just guess and hope theyll fit?

    And after my 3 strikes on pants for the day… what? Do they expect me to come back the next day to try on the next 3?

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    Sex jokes aside this is a dumb fucking policy

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      Sex jokes back front and center, it’s also a dumb policy for fucking.

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        Thomson and Thompson from Tintin

        This you?

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      If that’s how management is, I’m not shopping there. Not like I buy new clothes anyway, but if I did!

  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    So what are all those bottoms going to do without a top?

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    • TRAHR@sh.itjust.works
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      Just bumming around

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      Hand stuff

      • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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        No mouth stuff?

        • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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          That more depends on the specific bottom

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      Maybe it’s time they found out!

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      A whole lot of witty banter and catty remarks.

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    And people wonder why there is a top shortage

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Wait…which are you?

      • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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        I’m not supply. I’m demand

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    Doesn’t say anything about a switch.

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