Not without their GLASSES frank

And why are we not investigating the possibility it was six raccoons in a trench coat who needed glasses to perfect their disguise

Obama’s WILY

And the guy who started the whole chase by stealing his glasses.

I mean don’t get me wrong I like the kid. He’s going places.

With that dudes glasses.

Stupid cat that’s the wrong part of the foot.

Well I know what I’m doing this weekend

Good thing happens.

wAkE Up ShEePlE

I don’t know what systemd is but this is pretty much how I picture all linux users.

I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever

Bro.

I SELL BRIDGE! BUT ALSO! YOU FIGHT ME!

Boobs.

DROVES

I love you.

I mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Try and stop me commie.

That’s why you follow them with a mallet after they take the drug

Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.