I love you.

I mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor

Two chicks at the same time, man.

Try and stop me commie.

That’s why you follow them with a mallet after they take the drug

Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.

THE IMPLICATION HERE IS SEXUAL

That’s the second post credit scene

My zombie apocalypse plan is to fucking kill myself

That’s the post-credits scene

Who let you on the internet?

This is definitely one I watched the pitch meeting for instead of watching the movie

Ghosts

But do you own the stockings?

Oh no :(

I work electronics in walmart and you would be shocked at the questions I get on things like laptops from collage age kids. A very frequent one is ‘if it isn’t touchscreen then how do you work it’. One of my favorite ever was a girl who went down the line asking can you type on them because i need to be able to type. Every time I told her you can type on all laptops but she just kept asking.

I know a huge part of it is some kind of ‘location bias’ because the kids who know something about computers are shopping online or at microcenter or something.

Im a dude who posts on femcels a lot because i like the memes. but I kinda like dick so iono i think i get a pass?

Don’t judge me

I’d honestly be curious to see what percentage of Linux is steam decks now

Sadness is in the gallbladder