https://youtube.com/shorts/Zcg3HOxyVzw

THE CHOSEN ONE

I’d fuck it.

This guy fucks

The song that plays is called the part where he kills you as well

YOU ARE NOT POEM FOR YOUR SPROG

The bus doesn’t even stop in my town anymore.

Not without their GLASSES frank

And why are we not investigating the possibility it was six raccoons in a trench coat who needed glasses to perfect their disguise

Obama’s WILY

And the guy who started the whole chase by stealing his glasses.

I mean don’t get me wrong I like the kid. He’s going places.

With that dudes glasses.

Stupid cat that’s the wrong part of the foot.

Well I know what I’m doing this weekend

Good thing happens.

wAkE Up ShEePlE

I don’t know what systemd is but this is pretty much how I picture all linux users.

I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever

Bro.

I SELL BRIDGE! BUT ALSO! YOU FIGHT ME!

Boobs.