Pfft. Real men always log in as root.

Fine, let’s send every single US president.

Let’s send both Trump and Putin to the ICC in The Hague. How about that?

In the latest Mint version, you can change the start menu icon. I know what I have to do now.

I already used that to get my GPU.

There are plenty of NAS systems that use M.2 SSDs. Those should be pretty much silent. You might even have to sell only one kidney to afford the drives.

This guy is obviously being paid by Big Coconut to spread disinformation.

Also, coconuts kill far more people than sharks.

Gee, that’s a lot of homework.

How it would have gone for me:

“You need to install this Windows software for the assessment.”

“I don’t have Windows.”

“…”

“…”

“…”

“Bye bye.”

Plus, the bullshiter has absolutely no interest in actually solving the problem.

You’re literally the Anti-Christ!

Git gud, n00b!

Back in the eighties I fully expected the bombs to drop any day and we got pretty close a couple of times. Then came a period of relative calm where you could allow yourself to think, that maybe things might start to get better. Then came Dubya. And here we are.

I trust all of them to be a criminal syndicate.

If you retire, how are the billionaires supposed to extract maximum profit out of you? Now get back to work, you lazy slob!

Of course, of course. Nothing to do with corruption and incompetence of an authoritarian regime.

YSK that 20% of the population left under Chavez and Maduro. But those were of course all filthy counter-revolutionaries who just weren’t ready for the socialist paradise they built.

Selbstverständlich habe ich meine patriotische Pflicht getan.

As excuses go, this one’s exceptionally dumb.