AI alignment fully achieved.

She got a suntan. Americans are just so ridiculous for making such a big deal out of things like that.

My wife definitely does. I’ll be fine.

I don’t know who that is but I do, in fact, feel old. That must be because I am old.

Are you going to feed me kibble again tonight, Sharon? Are you really?

I feel like this guy has been running everything in the past few decades.

That’s a limit on gravimetric energy density. There are plenty of other parameters that can be improved.

Gee, that’s a lot of homework.

No, this is Patrick.

TBF, there are a lot of “battery breakthroughs” that turn out to just be hot air. Battery technology has made tremendous progress though and there is still a lot of room for improvement.

You are now hired as a writer for Netflix.

How dare you criticise the Dear Leader!

That’s what the “deregulation” “conservatives” have been screeching about for the past few decades is all about.

Where do I sign up?

You didn’t subscribe to the premium plan.

It was obviously Wales.

dm;hs or something. I’ll show myself out.

Oh baby, let me deposit my backup in your repository!

Hey! We don’t do facts here!

And most importantly: ignorance is strength.