Reading minds
The ability to change my own superpower.
Cryokinesis
But you heat the random object in 100 metres from you
Switch sexes any time I prefer
Every time you switch you have to peel off a layer of dead skin line a cocoon.
Damn that’s harsh. I didn’t expect that, it seems you have some great imagination.
Being a cat
You make noise every time you walk
Ok, it’s basically like my cat.
The power to talk to women without staring at their feet.
you can only speak to them in languages they don’t understand.
In long-deaf languages
Deal. I’m Autistic so that’s barely any different.
Master poet level fluency in all languages
Terribly loud non-stop belching
You can now hardly remember anything else (as happened to me, my memory is full of Chinese vocab with no space for anything else).
Invisibility.
You emit an unmaskable and extremely noticeable odour whenever invisible.
That’s fine. That’ll just mean I’m a airborne disease since my invisibility would be infinite.
I’ll stick with the strongest superpower of them all, I am Cables Never Tangle Man!
But you cannot tie knots anymore. Even worse - every knot you touch magically slips open. Be careful not to trip over your shoelaces!
Velcro has entered the chat…
So many tiny little knots
It’s going to look like a shag rug as soon as they touch it
Your cables break every 3 days
Every time you get an error it is unknown error
Fall asleep at any time and place by will
You wake up with a severe headache everytime.
It is impossible to wake up until you are fully rested, including by alarm, fire, or intruder.
I either wake up rested or not my problem anymore.
But when you wake up, you’re in a random spot in the wilderness. Every time.
Manifest any superpower at will
It gives one month of bad luck for each time used. If the power is activated to help others without benefit for yourself, then it’s sloppy good luck instead. You are fortunate in a tragic way.
The timer and type is reset each time power manifested
… that then gets applied to everyone within 100 metres of you on top of yourself.
Lol, I’d still take it. All I can say is the people flying with me better keep close. Ditto the ones breathing under water
Teleportation!
But you have to go through TSA every time
Honestly, still well worth it. And with pre-check it’s even faster.
😂 I’m on the shitter at work damn you, can’t be laughing out loud!
You can only teleport to random places
Random place WITHOUT obstacle detection or height limit makes this risssky… 😆
Shapeshifting to any other human or humanoid body
But you can only do so by singing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” as loudly as you can.
But you also shift into that humans or humanoids personality
Super strength
You can’t use anything but maximum super strength, all the time.
Ouch, yeah that’s going to really ruin fondue night.
I’m gonna jerk off. Oh no…
Username checks out 😄
The power to reply to my own comment.
But you will only reply as your worst enemy would do.
but you have multiple personality disorder
You become god.
(Not oc, this is a known joke)
