Higher this week, but think of the money saved on cucumbers in the future.
Apparently they pay with Dollars in Poland.
I was about to say, are the store prices in Poland as high as in the US? I think not. Especially healthy food like spinach is much cheaper. Or maybe they went to a Polish store in the US? In that case I get the overpriced groceries, as everything is imported. Just get a cheaper 7" cock.
In this economy I think we can survive without the balls.
The price of meat these days…
At least it’s meat that you can eat over and over again
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
ABS plastic too? So I can print my own dildo? Sweet! Printing with ABS produces toxic fumes though, I wouldn’t want to put that inside of me. Maybe the ABS would technically be safe but you don’t know if they added other chemicals which aren’t safe. I wouldn’t go for plastic in general, as it produces micro plastics. Just stick with the other materials you mentioned, but also with those there can be bad chemicals used. So only trust the products of proper stores and don’t order toys on temu or aliexpress, or any other Chinese website.
3D printed items are unsuitable for food purposes, doesn’t matter with which end you’ll eat them. The layer lines aren’t perfectly sealed so they are very porous, allowing all kinds of nasties to grow in them.
With ABS you might be able to fix it with an acetone bath to re-melt the top layer, but I haven’t checked.
There is food-safe filament for 3D printers but it isn’t ABS. I just wouldn’t do it at all, indeed like you said for the layer lines creating perfect spots for bacteria. But also because most of the filaments or plastic used for filaments are made in China and they tend to use harmful chemicals to cheap out on production or their machines are covered in bad chemicals for lubrication for example, ending up in/on your filament.
Okay but what if I want to be inside it?
(Because now I’m curious after owning many obviously porous sex toys but won’t be having kids.)
Micro fetishes are only feasible in fiction.
And VR, i guess
Which is technically fiction, but okay.
🤣
Sounds like I need a 10"with three balls
silicone, glass, abs
Why do I have Huntrix songs running through my head all of a sudden?
“bout to hit you with these vibes…”
PET also does not leak stuff, but the HDPE and highly porous caps make it only suitable if no alternatives are present. Some cosmetics have smaller and thick-walled PET bottles, so if you-re in a dire need, you can use them without the “filling them with water” trick even.
what about clean fingers
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
Bobby Hammerfist
Freddy Kruger
Thanks mom
Ri-dick-ulous
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
To cock it up. So to speak
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
Salt and pepper? Slow down there
Surely the “capital investment” mixed in with the supplies should be accounted via depreciation rather than directly as an expense.
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
It’s the balls that get you.
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s packaged like a HDMI cable.
Is it from Poundland?
…
That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.
Either that or hole-sale foods
Ooh my favorite game.
Slams Club/Slamazon
Hoanne’s/Hoe Depot/Trader Hoe’s (alternatively blowannes, blow depot and trader blows) also Blowes (Lowes)
Bestbi
Racy’s
Craigslit/Craigslits
dbay
Aaaandd Slobby Lobby
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
Oh yes, harder, daddy!
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
If you include an infection and a thyroid problem as part of “getting the job done”. Sure.
They are terrible.
Looks like decent girth though /shrug
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
Took me a second to recognize one so small, but then I noticed the labels. Adorable!
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
