The older I get the more I give up on speeding. After doing the math I realized a long time ago that it rarely saved me any actual time, and moreso just gave me the illusion of making up time by cutting ahead and being the line leader. At most it was a minute, usually less. The only time speeding has ever actually saved me time is over long distances, and it’s a tradeoff with higher fuel consumption. Shit costs too much these days, I’ll putt along at the limit and save a few dollars while just leaving on time (or accepting being a little late).

I’m not nearly as informed on this to be helpful but it’s my understanding that there may actually something to this idea.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4378297/

Damn I suck at throwing anything over a 9 speed. I’ve only been playing for about a year and a half, though. I’m this close to getting most of my drives nose-down. But better putting has been the real game changer for my scores.

disc golf. There is a small cost to entry, but you can buy some used discs for a basic starter pack to get going. From there just find a local course and start playing! However if you enjoy it (like I did) I cannot guarantee that it will stay a cheap hobby.

That kind of thing has been happening since the 90s.

No no, getting married was the poor financial decision. After that, paying for the divorce to be rid of her was an investment in your sanity and happiness.

Mine still has a yoshi sticker I wrote my name on when I was five.

Won’t they still need to phone home when you try to play them? Digital only means having the files won’t matter if they hit a remote kill switch on your ability to boot it up.

Well that not gouda

Fret not, I kicked her ass in the divorce. Got the house, kid, retirement, everything. And the sad part is she didn’t fight for it.

She emptied our joint bank account to buy crack.

I’m so old I remember when Netflix streaming was only $7/month. And you had to use an Xbox 360 for it.

Marketing. Sorry about all the emails and texts.

On the bright side, the grocery store music has started playing bangers these days.

Also, planes. You can get a license to fly them and everything!

I’m in the market for a new TV, what would you recommend for a dumb screen?

I have become an Outer Wilds evangelist. One of my favorite games hands down.

We have flying cars. They’re called planes, you can get a license for them and everything.

I’ve found the loaf pan to be a more optimal shape. Personal preference I suppose.

I’ve been able to take plenty of notes by hand without cursive. It’s a preference, not a prerequisite.