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Sorry, you can’t poop because AWS is down
Who doesn’t want their Instagram followers to know about their UTI before they do?
On “X the everything app”:
User AryanRebirth1488 from Indonesia just took a gigantic shit into the toilet. Hey, go to the toilet and take a shit more often! This was posted from an X-crete, Elon Musk’s newest venture into bathroom products.
For effective shitposting, right?
Let me guess: this is all requiring cloud services.
Its just a Smart Pipe rip off
God DAMN it you beat me to it by SECONDS
Because now you need an app to know if you have diarrhea
True, but also it would be cool if you could know what microbiome specifically lives in your poop but I’m not sure that’s possible with cameras or similar technology
What if it collected the waste into some kind of chamber with a built-in microscope (combined with a window so you don’t touch the shit), so that you could have a look at it yourself, as a little science project? Fun for the whole family!
Skeets & toots ahoy!
Ratemypoo website was quite a trip back in the early 2000s
I have great news for you.
I thought I was in the target audience until I found it requires a paid subscription to tell my friends I just pooped.
Just send them a text, with optional picture
Why even bother with fingerprints anymore, when they now have colon prints?
No, you can’t borrow my phone.
13 years ago The Verge constantly hyping “The Quantified Self” has resulted in this.
