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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

What's wrong, babe?

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    Death to yea and pox on your family.

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    The reason the drinks aren’t mixing is probably because of the density difference. Which fun fact actually why wrecks I the black sea preserve so well, the lower level fresh water never mixed with the high fresh water.

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      Sure I used to do that with Guinness Stout and Guinness Blonde. I liked how the flavors changed when you got to the bottom. Then they started making the blonde in the US and it turned in to a undrinkable IPA. I could no longer get the real thing. It went from a perfect complement to the stout to a bitter sir hops alot. It was nothing like the real thing(from Dublin) and I quit drinking them.

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    My m’uiness tips fedora

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    Can you don’t?

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    We tried this with a random soda, and not gonna lie, really liked it.

    1/3 Moomin strawberry lemonade.

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      I dunno about soda, but washing down Oreos with Guinness is fucking amazing.

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    Ah yes, the Billie Irish

  • IDraw4u@sh.itjust.works
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    Guinster or nothing.

  • ZeroCool@lemmy.ca
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    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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      I’ll try most things once.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Have you tried Pilk?

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          What’s pilk

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Pepsi + Milk

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              In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

              • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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                I thought piss and milk.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                That might actually taste good comparitably.

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                But you’ve gotta make sure you get the one with lead in it; the non-leaded stuff’s just rubbish and really knocks down the quality.

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              I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                  I honestly don’t even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn’t quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.

                  It’s certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.

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            pigeon milk.

            • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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              How do you get pigeon milk?

              • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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            Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.

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      I would honestly try it. And regret it

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      Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

      (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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        King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it’s called a Hyper Viper. I’ve tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I’d just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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      Wait… Am I a dude bro now?

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        You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it

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          Mind optional in most cases.

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    This is a crime.

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      I know right? They completely fucked up the head on that. A badly poured Gonster is almost as bad as no Gonster at all. 4/10.

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      A crime of passion.

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        Our love is a beautiful blend, like monster and Guinness

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        The passion of the criminals is poor justification to the victims of crime.

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    This is one of those drinks that sounds awesome in college, interesting in your 20s, and disgusting once you hit 30.

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      Like water.

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    Guinster

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      Gunster.

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      Monnness

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        That’s if you float the green part on top.

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          THE MONSTER drink liquid might be more dense than alcohol.

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            THE MONNESS takes skill and dedication

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        Three Ns mandatory

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      I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

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        gainan is also a place in south america.

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      GONSTNESS

    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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      I was thinking Boggy Suicide.

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      Guster

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    Is monster really that color? Euk. Not that I wouldnt drink it if you put it in front of me.

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    When I drank Guinness from a can for the first time, I had no idea it contained a little plastic ball. So at first, I thought the can had been tainted. When I found out that it must have been added at the factory, I became really annoyed by that damn ball.
    That night, I had a vivid dream of drinking Guinness from a glass and the plastic ball had turned into a fly that kept diving back into the beer as soon as I fished it out. The whole time, Grandfather Westinghouse played in the background.
    Pointless story, I know…

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      Everything sounds like AI to me now.

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        Are our dreams AI now? (This sounds like something from a futurama episode.)

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          LIGHTSPEED BRIEFS™

          I don’t know if the was the actual product, it’s been a long time since I watched the episode. Thinking on it; I’m due for another rewatch.

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      I for one love random stories like this so thank you for sharing.

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        How do we know you aren’t another bot?! /s

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    My heart hurts just looking at that.

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      I vomited yesterday looking at this today.

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    If I did this I’d be worried every time I started my car

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      Fucking hell, this one took me a while

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        Can you give us idiots a clue?

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          Car bombs were a specialty of some people there

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_car_bomb

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          They’re making an Irish car bomb joke, which is a little weird as there is already a cocktail with that name made by mixing Irish cream, whisky, and Guinness.

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