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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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  • ZeroCool@lemmy.ca
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    Somewhere out there a dudebro on a dirt bike is looking at this monstrosity and thinking it’s an awesome idea.

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      I’ll try most things once.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        Have you tried Pilk?

        • the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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          What’s pilk

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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            Pepsi + Milk

            • pdxfed@lemmy.world
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              In this thread I was thinking more paint+milk

              • DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org
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                I thought piss and milk.

              • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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                That might actually taste good comparitably.

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                But you’ve gotta make sure you get the one with lead in it; the non-leaded stuff’s just rubbish and really knocks down the quality.

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              I like rootbeer+milk, which basically tastes like melted rootbeer float. Pepsi+milk is probably similar.

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                I have heard that, too. Unfortunately, my taste buds are defective because I don’t like rootbeer floats. 😮‍💨

                Doesn’t even make sense. I like ice cream. I like rootbeer. Why can’t I enjoy ice cream in rootbeer?

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                  I honestly don’t even like ice cream much, but I love rootbeer floats. Something about how the ice cream disintegrates and turns to slush is awesome. Milk + rootbeer isn’t quite the same, but it still gets the creamy flavor.

                  It’s certainly not a universal thing, and I know plenty of people who will take them both separately instead of together.

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                    i like sorbet more than icecream, but i dont mind vanilla/fudge or coffe though.

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            pigeon milk.

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              How do you get pigeon milk?

              • mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz
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                it’s that white stuff they sometimes leave on your windshield. they say it’s healthy so you should always lick it off

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                from thier crops, doves and pigeons can make crop milk.

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            Wait, this has a name!? It’s better with the coffee creamers that usually come next to the vending machine. Also better if you use Dr. Pepper. Tastes like an ice cream float.

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      I would honestly try it. And regret it

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      Where do I sign for my dirt bike?

      (I actually like the taste of Monster/some other energy drinks, and while I’m pretty sure this tastes like shit I feel the idea is sound if you can find the right beer+energy drink combo. Good ol’ rocket fuel radler - seems like a noble quest)

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        King Cobra + Four Loko is the one I know, it’s called a Hyper Viper. I’ve tried other combinations and they all taste the same, so I’d just go for thematic or pun-based combos.

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      Wait… Am I a dude bro now?

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        You can be whatever you want if you set your mind to it

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          Mind optional in most cases.

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