Can’t you just put your green waste in the trash?

It’s a natural resting form for our lizardian overlords.

I’m gluten free but if I could:

7 layer. Mexican pizza. Cheesy bean and rice. Nacho Bell Grande. 2 bean burritos. Tostada.

Fire sauce!!!

I want to see them. 👀

They’re sad they don’t have Ghost on Xbox.

A private jet is way worse for the environment. I think you’re okay.

Reddit is fascist. Prove me wrong.

Nope. It feels real good, and other guys go crazy for it (usually)

I feel like one 20 min nap mid-day would do wonders for everyone.

Like how I can hear my dog walking around the house.

Doing anything > doing something. Not saying I agree

Didnt this god kill everyone but one family at one point? Also, does that mean humanity started AGAIN from incest?

Take this seriously though. I asked myself if my poops were okay and I determined I needed to tell my doctor. Turns out I have celiacs

Wow! I can’t believe I forgot this!! Core memories unlocking…

300mb is pretty freaking decent

Let’s get you back to bed, grandpa

Wasn’t he and his skidmark brother here illegally?

Okay tankie.

But right for the wrong reasons

You’ll be surprised how many Indians hate other Indians. Not saying M Night does though. I mean just look at how many Indians are in the Trump admin. They get successful and then abandon their roots. Btw I’m Indian.