9:59 and counting.
I’m pretending to not be at home.
amateur, I’m just not home
wow youre good at pretending. you almost had me, but i can hear you gigglin under the window.
Thats not me, thats my pet alligator
stop calling your little iguana an alligator.
If Greg say he wants to be an alligator, all I can do is support him
Get in loser, I’m teaching you to selfhost
So basically, this…?
I kind of did this to a friend of mine. We both got some 18 year old laptops that still run on x86 and we wanted to install Linux on them (arch specifically). We met at my place, and I started with trying to get it work. He meanwhile realised he needed something so I gave him my key and hopped into a skirt while he was away. When he returned I just turned ti him, made a “gun” with my fingers and said “I lied to you, I dont have Netflix. Take of your shoes, we are installing 32 bit Arch”. Funniest shit of my life.
May I visit you?
I’ll pick up some cherry coke and red vines. Show me your mgmtConfig code.
Honestly. I’d be down for this kind of evening.
I have two gaming PCs, a Nintendo Switch, PS5, and a Steam Deck. If gaming is not your thing, I am a coffee snob, so I can entertain you with my coffee brewing gear or we can dial in different roasts together.
If even coffee is not your thing, I am also a hobbyist woodworker, so maybe we can build something together.
If all else fails, you can play with my dog, relax in one of my 3 hammocks, mess with my cats, we can go ultralight backpacking, you can play the piano, we can make scented candles or soaps, or I can teach you programming. I also have lots of books!
Welcome to my ADHD life!
marry me
Exact same answer, except no hammocks, candles, soap or PS5 but I might have some weed.
You gotta get hammocks. They are the best thinking, introspecting, and problem solving mediums.
Are you me?
Except I hate coffee. But am great at brewing/shots by smell. And my partner loves it, so I’m turning our espresso machine into a Gaggimate.
Damn! You are doing a Gaggiamate mod without liking coffee? Crazy
Yup! Was so happy when a FOSS Gagguino alternative popped up. Gotta finish building the printer and then on to that.
Whaaaaaat this is what keeps me addicted to Lemmy. This looks like a fun project.
Found a sweet HackaDay about it if anybody’s interested :)
https://hackaday.com/2022/11/20/homebrew-espresso-maker-modding-with-gaggiuino/
I would not recommend the Gaggiuno. It is now closed source. Instead, I would recommend the Gaggimate, which is open source.
Oh wow thanks for the heads up!
It’s always such a bummer to see open source codebases close off. :(
I’ll definitely keep an eye on Gaggimate!
Agreed, but it’s also great that an option opened up. Gaggiuno was never FOSS, just source available, and basically built up a following before shutting source code availability down.
While Gaggimate isn’t FOSS in the fullest sense, they do use a CC license (to stop commercial use) with no personal restrictions at https://github.com/jniebuhr/gaggimate
And, it’s a lot cheaper to build.
Why should I entertain you?
sense of community. friendship. the challenge. im santa, its christmas,you been bad but ill swing you some premo shit if you make me smile.
thanks for making me entertain myself with my own mind. teach a man to fish. thank you
You’re free to look at my door from the outside.
This is the correct answer 😂
can i touch it?
I really can’t give consent in someone else’s stead.
oh a riddle! then is your door someone elses stead. hmmmm. your door has termites?!
I… am concerned at your perception of consent as… a riddle…?
The riddle is how something can give consent that isn’t sentient.
I am also in no way qualified to determine whether an entity is sentient or even sapient and thus shall err on the side of caution.
I’m just saying that “what is consent?” wasn’t the riddle the person was talking about.
I’m home now, but if someone is going to give me a 10 minute warning, I won’t be when they get here.
haha yes! a scavenger hunt. ill look for clues of your whereabouts in your house. you cant hide forever!
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youll get it back… IN HELL! EN-GARDE ⚔️
I’ll show you how to install Archlinux
Almost everyone in this thread is a terrible host, Jesus Christ.
Sorry, OP.
I’ll be naked when you get here. I think I have a strip of bacon left and can make some more French Toast.
Cooking bacon in the nude is indeed entertaining.
I’ve heard it can end poorly.
You can hang out in the back yard and hand-feed our 100+ pound giant sulcata tortoise. She’ll come “running” if she sees you have treats (e.g. lettuce).
You can keep the puppy busy outside so she doesn’t have to worry about “forgetting” and doing that inside (puppies are trouble).
You can fish off the dock or swim in the pool. At night, I can setup the projection screen and we can watch some old movie out back and roast marshmallows at the fire pit.
Or you can just hang out with me in my garage/office and lose endless amounts of time watching the 3D printer print something (as is tradition with 3D printing!).
Also have a rather large robot to play with and an awesome HTPC setup and wifi 7 with 2 gig Internet. Actually, forget all that other stuff; 2 gig Internet is living the dream! 🤣
Bro, party at your house. It literally sounds like the perfect site for a Gathering of the Lemmys.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Baker’s dozen here!
Also that’s the only way we’re saturating that 2Gb bandwidth LOL.
Dude can I come over?
Let me come over please man. I beg of you
Thread’s over. You win.
I send you up to the roof. You help the roofers there. Nothing beats some honest work with your hands.
wow, im gonna tell this story for the next month. who knew THATS how shingles are attached.
There’s hot shingles in your area! They’re just waiting for you to attach.
Do it on the roof! Doctors hate it!
Have you heard about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
ah the endless discussion of biblical semantics. good thing i brought doritos.
id try to suck your dick immediately
Quick! He’s wearing two pairs of pants, what do you do?!
suck his pants off
are you kirby?
Did anyone else read this in Dennis Hopper’s voice from Speed?
And replaced “quick” with “pop quiz hotshot”.
OK, I’m interested, but will you swallow?
yea
I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.
Board games.
can we play scrab-le(pronounced scableigh)?
its where you make words up and they are only valid if you can explain their meaning.
That’s Balderdash.
