The German car-maker says its “optional power upgrade” is designed to give customers more choice.

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    Fuck that noise.

    What happens if the car goes out of range from the internet? Does the car just lose power the same way I can’t play Gamepass games offline?

    I already bought the car with the hardware in it. I will do what I want with it.

    My next car will be a 1995 Honda. I’m so tired of being tracked all the time.

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      You can play GamePass Ultimate games offline, though.

      No, I’m serious. I’m not arguing with you, I promise.

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        Oh I wasn’t aware. Each time I try to open a game before my Xbox connects to the internet, I get an error.

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    This is way beyond “mildly infuriating”. Shit should be illegal, it’s terrible for progress and an epitome of greedy capitalist bullshit.

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    Officially never buying a VW, BMW, Tesla, Or Mercedes. Who else tried this shit? Toyota, right?

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      Kia has a subscription service for the ability to set remote start options. They can get fucked, too.

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      My Subaru had a paid app that included the remote start option. Fuck them all gently with a chainsaw. I paid for the fucking car, I want the whole fucking thing.

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      I dunno if Toyota ever paywalled performance, but they definitely paywall features. My '15 Lexus requires a subscription service to use remote start. Its app based and relies on the car’s 2g cellular card so it doesn’t even work anymore.

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        My '24 Chevy does this, too. Lock, unlock and remote start apparently route through OnStar, so using those requires an OnStar subscription.

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          Yeah mine requires the Toyota Safety Connect or some such, I’m pretty sure it’s just their implementation of OnStar.

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    designed to give customers more choice.

    They are surely going to feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

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    Ah yes, selling me something that is already available but is just locked behind software. And then trying to frame that as somehow a good thing for customers. Just insulting.

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      Sadly, it’s been a good part of IBM’s business model for years. They call it Capacity on Demand.

      Inactive processor cores and inactive memory units are resources that are included with your server, but are not available for use until you activate them.

      I learned this when I moved into a corporate IT environment with Power servers. I couldn’t believe that some companies would pay a quarter of a million for a server that is intentionally stunted/limited unless you pay even more.

      But cars are computers now. “Everything’s computer!”. So they will follow that subscription model.

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        I couldn’t believe that some companies would pay a quarter of a million for a server that is intentionally stunted/limited unless you pay even more.

        Well, there is a reason AMD has been kicking ass in the server space lately. Mostly because Intel sat on their ass for a decade, but IBM scalping customers certainly provided a larger opening for AMD.

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    Someone should compile a list of currently produced car makes and models that are free to modify and repair without software locks on them

    I imagine it’s a pretty short list.

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      My favorite stereotypes are the race/STEM expert ones.

      South Asia - programming, IT.

      East Asia - Math

      East Europe - Electrical Engineering

      West Europe - High precision engineering and chemistry

      At least as far as YouTube tutorials go, it’s basically cannon.

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    And this is why i’ll never own a vehicle with a cellular modem unless a jailbreak is already developed and there’s no regulatory/insurance issue with doing so.

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    They’ve had this before, but you’ve had to change chips. Was also hacked. Except that it was a one-off payment now upgraded to subscription.

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    You can get a lifetime subscription now, next year ‘we have reviewed customer choices and will be discontinuing the lifetime subscription’, so they can continue to milk their customers

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    Car companies are parasites. America was built on trains and the investments into car infrastructure have paralleled US declines. Its just not an effecient use of public resources to build highways between cities.