Boots with the purr 😻

Nah, but we got a bit of this sorta thing going on:

He’s identical to my baby pictures at his age, and he got my 96th percentile noggin

No, he is my son too

The only way that you effectively oppose the other

You can always vote third party if you want to pay lip service while helping the candidate you dislike

My wife and I like this booth because our son’s stroller fits nicely without blocking walkways =)

NTBDBIWDFTA

I don’t think trucks have those

To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what’s 2 more?

Nah, they love GAS

Doin well so far! Only a little over a week left!

What if it’s quiet piano music so my infant won’t cry? (he is scared of buses)

What about .gov?

Meant to send this to my wife, then accidentally sent it to my whole family group chat

So curse you XD

I’ll have you know that there are several states that no longer practice slavery, thank you very much! XD

A friend! =D

I can add an unfortunate example in the opposite direction: I’ve been having trouble getting my prescription filled so I haven’t had my meds for more than a month

My handwriting has deteriorated observably (my phone is actually having trouble recognizing my swipe-typing gestures, too) and my living space is in shambles. Fuck the DEA.

I’m a sucker for fruity pebbles (I actually prefer the malt-o-meal bag version)

Breakfast cereal

My wife and I both agree that it’s a dessert, not a food XD

If buying isn’t owning, piracy isn’t stealing!

I freaking love mechanical calculators!