No, no. We want solutions to problems we don’t really have! Not something that would make life for 99.9% of Americans better…

I think you just listed best-case scenario. I feel things will get far worse.

If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!

A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

The spice must flow…

Richard Attenborough

Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!

Did you just… Download RAM?

Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.

More importantly, you’d have to convince a jury that the intent was there.

Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!

I live in the US Midwest with almost no accent. Anytime I go somewhere where people have strong accents, my brain really has to work to understand them. It’ll take a couple of days of immersion before I really start to understand people.

You forgot your corn.

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Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” - Elon Musk

That’s how you know empathy is important. It apparently affects the rich’s bottom line. Plus, you know, if you have a brain, empathy is just a given…

All Cats Are Bros

Nap time is back!