A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.


Richard Attenborough
Malcolm isn’t in the middle! He on top!
Did you just… Download RAM?


Best kind of joke. Gotta teach them young.


More importantly, you’d have to convince a jury that the intent was there.


Due to “human rights” laws, we have to pay the slaves these days!


I live in the US Midwest with almost no accent. Anytime I go somewhere where people have strong accents, my brain really has to work to understand them. It’ll take a couple of days of immersion before I really start to understand people.
Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.


“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” - Elon Musk
That’s how you know empathy is important. It apparently affects the rich’s bottom line. Plus, you know, if you have a brain, empathy is just a given…


Nap time is back!
The two party system exists to prevent this.
If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!