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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 天前
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    Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that’s how you get one.

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      Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary

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    People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…

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    That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

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    What a terrible day to be literate

  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    He probably like:

    • New Fetish Unlocked
    • New Trauma Unlocked
    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      It’s the same picture.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        “My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”

  • UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world
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    That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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      “This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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      1 天前

      …and what i have for you today, is…

      • tauonite@lemmy.world
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        For real

      • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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        “Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”

  • BarqsHasBite@lemmy.world
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    10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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      Did he go to seminary school?

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      He works for the Trump administration now.

      • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world
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        He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.

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        Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

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          Why does my gender need to be so week and shitty? I am glad that little shit suffered. Hopefully this war will depopulate us at least we can get some benefit from this.

          And before you assholes say I am wrong to say this find me a reason that we should not hate ourselves l. Look at that one loser who was liberal until he got bonked on the head. We are all facists waiting to happen. Liberals don’t even want us and we are told every fucking day jow terrible we are. What right do we have to exist when even our existence is a problem?

          I can’t I can’t even find a convincing argument that we are not the lesser gender.

          • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Username checks out

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              I sill take it back if someone can provide a good counter argument. Even supposed men’s groups admit we are over privlaged assholes. I voted for Harris and Hillary and I still feel like i am part of the problem.

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    My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      On a scale of 0-11, yes.

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      I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

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        I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

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          Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

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        The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

        And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

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          You can tell the review is fake bc they didn’t capitalize the words “The Lord”.

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            Also

            [Review] by james schreiber

            but also

            …since his father left me…

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          Not everyone in a cage has a domme

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            I didn’t said “everyone”.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Only found this from Yahoo Answers: https://web.archive.org/web/20131214042431/http://answers.yahoo.com:80/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA

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        Kind of Karen actually.

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      Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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        these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

        …what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.

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          Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

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          This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn’t super common.

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        Where is this from

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          If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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          I guess TikTok as the watermark says

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          This. The gif is the entire video.

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      It’s a joke review

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    8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      Or pick the lock. Super easy.

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      wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it

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    Bet it barely even slows him down.

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      Might as well give him a fetish over time.

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        Exactly! And what a great kink to have!

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    Health and beauty

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    Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

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    Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

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    Wow.

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    Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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