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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    That poor kid. I hope this is fictional and was written for the lulz.

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    What a terrible day to be literate

  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    He probably like:

    • New Fetish Unlocked
    • New Trauma Unlocked
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      It’s the same picture.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        “My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”

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    That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

    • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world
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      …and what i have for you today, is…

      • tauonite@lemmy.world
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        For real

      • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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        “Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”

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    10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      He works for the Trump administration now.

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        Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

  • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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    My brain is fried. How sarcastic is this ?

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      I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

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        I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

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          Indeed. At least, the CPS should have a talk with that woman.

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        The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

        And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering the child’s body through the anus”.

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          You can tell the review is fake bc they didn’t capitalize the words “The Lord”.

          • No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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            Also

            [Review] by james schreiber

            but also

            …since his father left me…

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          Not everyone in a cage has a domme

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            I didn’t said “everyone”.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Only found this from Yahoo Answers: https://web.archive.org/web/20131214042431/http://answers.yahoo.com:80/question/index?qid=20080416190703AADWFlA

      • Rose56@lemmy.ca
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        Kind of Karen actually.

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      Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?

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        these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

        …what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.

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          Nope! Medical knowledge was very anti-masturbation for a long time. Devices like this, genital mutilation, and corn flakes (no, really) were all popularized in the US by Dr. Kellogg to prevent masturbation.

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          This particular thing I dunno but we did some horrific shit and allowed other shit even if it wasn’t super common.

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        Where is this from

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          If only there was a horrible watermark that dances around to always overlap with the subject.

        • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyz
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          I guess TikTok as the watermark says

        • Stamets@lemmy.worldOP
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          This. The gif is the entire video.

    • entwine413@lemm.ee
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      It’s a joke review

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    8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

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      Or pick the lock. Super easy.

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      wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it

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    Bet it barely even slows him down.

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      Might as well give him a fetish over time.

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        Exactly! And what a great kink to have!

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    Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

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    Health and beauty

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    Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

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    Wow.

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    Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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