I’m with everyone else here:
The account has two comments from 10 months ago about how there is no real justification for using the atomic bombs on Japan, and this post. Really not sure what the dela is
Which is also my reaction to the post being upvoted.
Gonna need some context on the sells information or else you risk being on the Santa Naughty List
No smoke without fire.
Agree. Where’s the smoke?
Oh, sorry. They meant, “No smoke; without fire” it’s like the firewatcher’s “All clear”. There’s no smoke and they’re without fire.
I’m preheating olive oil on the stove.
A meme said it! Can’t be wrong, unless proof otherwise!
Well actually, You can heat things up to a temperature where they do sublimate, without there being an ignition source.
“No smoke without fire” is a misnomer.
Someone never heard about the American/worldwide right wing echo chamber…
Ok, but we all do agree he knows what we do.
Yup, he’s definitely omniscient. That’s why his books are so good!
What did I miss?
Yeah, I can’t find a news article or anything, lol. Definitely confused.
Did you … Have a bad dream or something?
Fantasy author Neil Gaiman?
That certainly looks like his photo… when did he turn into Google Adsense?
I bet his website has google analytics or some shit, and a weenie is all upset about it.
I’m pretty sure Neil Gaiman enjoys milk and cookies, he even wrote the story Fortunately, The Milk where a kid goes back in time to get the ever-important milk that his father forgot to pick up.
It was my favorite book when I was like 8 years old.
There’s no evidence Santa isnt selling our data
Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn’t sell all his data.
There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named “Santa Claus son of a bitch” (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:
Santa Claus motherfucker Reject the wretched I want to kill him! That capitalist pig Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poor Give gifts to the rich And spits on the poorI heard he’s a Coca-Cola Plant
I’ve come back to this after sleeping to check; has anyone figured out what the hell this means?
I’ve also come back but 6 h later. Can confirm. No one knows what it means
Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert
I must be confused… Good omens Neil gaiman?
Yeah, but… Why did you capitalize ‘Good’ and ‘Neil’, but not ‘omens’ and ‘gaiman’?
Looks like mobile auto formatting to me. G after a period, N is from a name, g ends with a ? but no space afterwards, so it doesn’t auto capitalize.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Alright, Columbo, calm down.
Ok, legit sremoved from that, but I do approve of the way they showed their working.
Edit: do I have to write “snicker” like an American? Does some bot suffer from the Scunthorpe problem here?
What’s wrong with Neil’s beard?
Nothing?
With current AI hallucinations, you at least have a glimpse of what is happening. This hallucination is absolute bonkers though.
Honesty the funniest thing I’ve read on the lemmiverse. Holy shit. I don’t understand why it is so funny.
Dada
Mama
What
Huh?
Neil Gaiman?
Vince Neil?
Vince Vaughn?
