Gonna need y’all to clue me into the three that aren’t Luigi

Want

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

You’re

🐎

What an awful day to be literate

Whining about using the word “admits” in this context is like whining about a science teacher using the word “wants” while talking about water taking the path of least resistance. We do this all the time in English.

Some serious “uhm ackshually!! ☝️🤓” energy.

Batta reel

…are you unaware that the Republicans are back in office? Or are you just unaware of what they’ve been up to?

goals

Can you really be angry over obtuse meeting obtuse?

Huh?

Tweets that give you dysphoria

I never used IRC so idk much about the clients, but is it possible his client just did that as a packaged feature?

Unfortunately, my dad’s the “my daddy did it to me so I’m gonna do it to you” type

I could’ve had a savings account above 3 digits if I didn’t have to pay rent the day I turned 18

I still think they look like bees. I’ve only ever known wasps to be black

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I don’t think anyone is arguing the US wasn’t responsible for the current state of affairs, but ok

Why do I vaguely recognize this image