We wrecked the graduate job market for this
We wrecked the job market for this.
FTFY
We’ve harnessed the power of every moron thats ever posted online, called it an artificial genius and are betting billions of dollars it will guide us into a utopian future…
Here’s a home grown one for you. Enjoy your extra month, as is the tradition.

These tiny models are kinda useless but damn can they be hilarious
if i may quote, leap month is defined in websters dictionary (a definitionary which is unbreakable under the law. UNDER. THE. LAW.):
Some “Actual Real Human Facts” related to how many months there are:
Ever wondered why SEPTEMber starts with the common prefix for the number seven, and is followed by OCTOber, NOVEMber and DECEMber? but those are the 9th to the 12th month, rather than the 7th to the 10th?
That’s because the Romans started numbering the months starting in March, so it was the first month. But, the really crazy bit is that between December and March… there weren’t any month names. I don’t get how that worked. Say you wanted to order some marble in December and asked when it would be delivered. They couldn’t say “January 15th” because January didn’t have a name yet. So, what. “Two weeks after the end of December”?
I’m going to be the “um, akchually” person:
Lunar calendars, like the Chinese and Jewish ones, have leap months for the same reason the Gregorian calendar has leap days: to keep our seasons in line. It’s an entire, extra doubled-up month. However, one would say that year has 13 months, not 12. (At least for the Chinese calendar, not sure about the Jewish one.)
It’s wrong, of course. It forgot about Scaturday.
beedeedweeweeweeweeweeeeee never forget about scaturday. we were raised on Al Jarreau, my dude.
Number Twosday

Newer models without access to internet don’t fall for it. From this model also got:
… popular internet meme and song called “Saturday Night Poop” …
… Friday (as in “Friday’s Flush”) …
… “friday” is a contraction of “Fri-POOP-day,” …
… Tuesday (commonly known as “toilet day”)
Friday (often referred to as “fart day”) …… one possibility is “Saturday” which can be pronounced as “Sat-Poo.” …
… there’s a joke that goes:
“Why don’t you tell a joke about poop?”
The punchline is:
“It’s a waste of time!” …… Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the poop! …thursday is a corruption of the old norse turdsday
c’mon AI do better
Enshittification at its best.
I’m disappointed. 🥀

Try AI overview
Dang it.

Is that Google AI overview?
That is brave ai overview.
you need more fiber in your ai food journal it’s all stopped up
This is brave overview tho.
it is brave to not eat that much fiber
Yeah, I’m controlling myself.
With the power of the browser developer tools, you too can make it seem like the AI replied with whatever you think is funny

^ If your boss ever asks you why you spend 20 minutes in the bathroom 3 times per day
“nobody would go on the internet and lie” is what the devs tell themselves as they shovel everything and the kitchen sink into their training data
I read this on Thurspoop
Wednesday does contain dnes, which is Czech for “today”. A nice mnemotechnic for the most difficult one.
Every day is Wednesday in Czechia.
My answer? A no.
lol
Okay but stop normalising this shit by sharing screenshots of it
isn’t it just trying to be reaffirming to the user, so it’s grasping at nonexistent straws?












