Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1526arrow-down123
arrow-up1503arrow-down1imageRhymes, motherfuckerlemmy.dbzer0.comViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square22linkfedilink
minus-squareouRKaoS@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up25·2 months ago“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?” “SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months ago“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?” “FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months ago“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?” “DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 months ago“What happened to Bambi’s mom?” “SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Why did you want red and yellow contact lenses?”
“SITH EYES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“I hate those tiny little candy bars and tiny portions of candy they hand out at Halloween, what are they called again?”
“FUN SIZE, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What’s worse than lies but not as bad as statistics?”
“DAMNED LIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“What happened to Bambi’s mom?”
“SHE DIES, MOTHERFUCKER.”