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ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

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I have a suspicion that most of men's problems and their ability to handle their lives stems from their incapability of sucking their own d***s.

ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Sucking your own dick feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      You say that like it’s a bad thing

    • gon [he]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Stop shattering my dreams!!!

    • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.caOP
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      Hehehe

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    You guys can’t suck you own dicks?

    • Engywook@lemmy.zip
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      Look, guy has grown a tail!

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        It’s prehensile, so more like an elephant’s trunk than a tail. But let me tell you, it’s expensive with tailors and I’m really careful and nervous around closing doors. Don’t get me started with elevators.

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    I don’t know. I think if we could all do that we’d just have new problems, like never leaving the house.

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      Already happening though.

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      You don’t have to do it in your home.

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        Seems impolite to do it in public.

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    Some men can do that. Go ahead and ask them if they are that much happier.

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    Yep, removing sexuality from humans would remove a lot of challenges.

    (Also some positives. Don’t quote me on this)

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    I thought it was self-censoring for no fucking reason.

    EDIT: Never mind, sounds like it’s a parental feature on their device.

    • ZiggyTheZygote@lemmy.caOP
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      What do you mean?

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        Maybe it’s your instance, but it censored “dicks”.

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          Oh it’s the family phone, there’s a feature on it that censors bad words, stupid mom put it. God.

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            Ohhh, that makes a lot more sense!

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    I can suck my own dick by getting a tube just big enough for my penis to fit in and long enough to reach my mouth. 🤷‍♂️

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      Dong bong?

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        Hookahwck

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      Technology makes all of our lives better!

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    Yeah, like finding out you could didn’t fuck anybody up…

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    In the shower?

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    I think testosterone has a lot to do with it. Anyone that started taking T can tell you that.

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    No

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