Came here for the roasting and I am not disappointed.
They look like some kind of creatures from a body horror b-movie.
he looks like his mom
He got the bronzer idea from his dad.
His dad looks like someone pasted a discarded face on an ill matching skull.
I still am not sure if this is some prank
What the fuck are these creatures?
This is what peak humanity looks like! 😂 Fucking inbred swine the lot of them.
Holy fuck what is wrong with their…everything?
How long had they been dead when those photos were taken?
Idk, but his mom went public with statements declaring her son was a piece of shit.
She was mostly mad that he stole her hairdo
She wore it better
Ohhhhhhh my diddyblud
You mean his real face, or the person whose face he stole to put over his own face?
🤣🤣🤣
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Melania sleeping…

100% sleep paralysis demon material
That’s him alright
…okay, now you’re getting into time lord territory and i don’t care for that…
The parent pics are somehow worse

Reminds me of

They both look like Very Important People guests
Trump: “I took that hundred thousand dollars and i invested it and turned into SIX-TEEN-THOUSAND-DOLLARS”
“Edgar… Your skin is falling off your bones”
“Give me sugar. In water… More sugar. More!”
Ahaha we had an exterminator at work that sounded just like that guy, it couldn’t have been more perfect. Whenever he came around we would all mumble “merrrhmsugar water” and I still crack up every time I hear it
I only watched men in black once in the 90s as a kid. I never understood why he wanted sugar in water.
He was a giant alien cockroach
I know that, but I still don’t see the sugar + water connection in that.
Mix up some sugar water and leave it out on your back porch overnight
Point taken.
Your*
How is it so hard to get right? You even got it right just a few words later.
Oops shit I hate that. Thanks for the correction honestly lol

Papa? Mama?
this man isnt orange he’s redfacing
“WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEE”
No!
These Orcs nurtured one of the most broken, psychopathic humans in history.
They were as sick and perverted as him. I wouldn’t be surprised if his dad molested him.
Not sure there was much nurturing going on, but I agree with the spirit of it.
I don’t know much about his mother, but his Dad actively steered his son to be a psychopath. That was his brand of nurturing.

According to Fred Trump’s Wikipedia Page, Donald Trump’s grandfather, Frederich Trump, married Elizabeth Christ in the early 1900s. So when Fred Trump was born in 1905, he was named “Frederick Christ Trump”.
That makes Donald Trump, literally, the Son of Christ. No wonder he is so delusional.
His father was actually brilliant at business and amassed the fortune that allowed Trump to flourish as a brand. Donald has a history of bankrupting everything he touches. Donald is the opposite of his father, he is literally the anti-Christ.
The NYT did a deep dive on the family finances. The only thing they were brilliant at was grift and dodging taxes. Nothing has changed because of it, they were thieves and liars back then and thieves and liars today. They are also brilliant at obfuscating all their activities, so well played, I guess?
Fun fact, even Fred thought Donny was a dumbass
Yeah brilliant at sucking wealth from the lower classes, such a great businessman, if great businessman means just having no scruples or morals and conning people for personal gain. I could get rich robbing banks, which wouldn’t make me a great businessman, nor a great man.
Brilliant or more of a classic mobster, heir of a brothel owner? That shaped Donaldo into the ways of strongarming anyone by shady practices & getting away with it?
It does take a certain level of intelligence to thrive in that type of environment and survive. I’m pretty sure Donald only survived because he wasn’t worth the bullet and just kept not imploding somehow.
It is very telling how he is constantly deflecting and blaming others and never admitting guilt- it tells us everything we need to know about his family life and how his parents treated him. He needs perpetual praise and love, it is never enough, which is because he never got any. He evades and lies all the time because he was always blamed and punished for everything and never being good enough. Like parents, like son.
It’s also why he is so petulant and childish. To grow as humans we need to develop our capacity for taking responsibility and admit our mistakes and shortcomings. He would never do that because he was already mercilessly stomped into the ground by his family, so would do everything he could to avoid the blame, even when he was at fault.
I have seen this before.













