I went over my home data cap a couple times. The ISP rep was not amused when I called to have them bump my speed down to the lowest tier and add unlimited data. I pay less now and the speed difference is not noticeable for me with daily usage. I told them I was going to download random crap all day, delete, and redownload out of spite lol.

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

I’m sure there’s plenty, the trick is getting someone to enforce them.

Fair, enough

How do you feel about punctuation?

I’m on a synthwavey kick right now so I’m calling out Maximum Love.

https://youtu.be/mpdZzAe35_Q

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6iDI0sHLIeFIkZk6BKJBVQ?si=N-DjClfbQIK4WLL5Lmr0pQ

Huh, I wonder what the common denominator was.

It’s almost fascinating how he says all that and his conclusion is that ‘Trump shouldn’t have said it’ and not ‘Trump is a liar and taking advantage of his own supporters’.

You think that until some piece of metal that was under tension springs out and flies into your face.

It’s not easy being green.

Too much hair

Christofascism will fuck you up inside.

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Which one is which?