And do buried children still have their teeth?

Do you want to go check?

“New study finds ‘Trickle Down Economics’ has not trickled down in any way over the last 30 40 50 years”

Yes, except “hire enough people”. You can’t staff enough to cover 4 out of 8 employees off from a combination of sick, bereavement, and vacation.

It happens. All you can do is prioritize tasks, make it work the best you can with the resources you have, and manage expectations.

If the work can’t be rescheduled, and isn’t worth paying someone OT to cover, well, then, it’s not worth doing.

I think the worst behaved people are those that conspire to use their immense wealth and influence to actively harm people for the sole purpose of consolidating neverending wealth.

But, yeah, guys who at least put some of their money back into the economy by buying luxury status over basic do get my hackles up.

But that’s damning a snake because the devil looks like you.

I bet this works nominally better, but I just heat the pan with oil. I can’t be arsed to wipe screaming hot oil out of a pan only to reintroduce new cold oil and have to contemplate whether it could possibly make a difference and either feeling like an idiot for blindly following such an absurd direction, or like an idiot for not understanding the scientific grounds for which it works.

What a sanctimonious, self righteous asshole.

"I don’t have allergies and even I don’t go to restaurants, so people with allergies don’t deserve to experience normal human life because it’s inconvenient for other people. "

Get off your highly horse and get fucked by it, buddy.

It should be, but vampires are alluring which belies their evil. That’s the cautionary part of the fiction.

Is Bezos a soulless ghoul cannibalizing the festering, necrotic wound of poverty which he grows larger every day? Yes, and in no way can that be conflated to being sexy.

Ghoul is the only really good one in the list. Its a generic feind thats in no way cool.

Rogues and vampires are cool.

Sycophant is good when someone’s being a sycophant. But you can be independently ghoulish.

It’s probably fine to reuse it for a few days

My dude, hardly anyone uses a new towel every day. Its much more than “probably” fine. Its perfectly fine.

Is affluence the cause of germophobia because their parents convinced them frivolous luxury was actually important for staying healthy?

Don’t get me wrong, enjoy your fresh towels! That’s nice. That’s a luxury. Luxuries are nice. But don’t fool yourself into believing that you’re any healthier for not using the same towels twice.

Dog on the Road

Nice rock. Sorry your taxes are so high under there.

That’s a hard steamed egg, though…

Wow, I expected this from the US, Canada, or the UK.

I thought having clear rules for an efficient society was Germany’s whole thing.

Yeah, wouldn’t the increased surface area increase the release of gas making everything ripen faster?

And do you vote in a 2 party system where one of them is following through on threats of dehumanizing immigrants, non-white citizens, and LGBTQ?

Classic conservative math.

Tax rate is 35%? That’s basically half!

He has a trans son, who he supports

No, he objectively does not. Tolerates on a local level, sure, but not supports.

“I love you, son! I’m so proud of you for being your true self,” he yelled from outside the burning building, holding the door shut, “but you’re on the insurance policy, so the payout is better if you die!”

If there’s right wing and/or established American indoctrination to parrot, he sings like a little bird.

Ah, to be 15…

Absolute ripper of a take.

“2017 Stigmata? No, that’s a 2016. Notice the bulb size in the taillight array. In between the switch from 5th Gen to 6th they changed the LED bulb size from 3.3mm to 3.35, so now theres only 58 lights in the upper track.”