For context: in his latest ploy to distract us from the Trump-Epstein files, Donald Trump has announced that he will declassify documents about UAP. This was done following buzz speculating that Barrack Obama had confirmed the existence of Aliens in an interview a week ago, but also matches sentiment Trump espoused on the Joe Rogan podcast during the 2024 presidential campaign.
My main thought is that it would be an awfully expensive use of space-petrol just to check out Planet Earth.
But, for fun: what would you ask or say to any aliens who had met diplomatically with the US government?
As if he’d ever associate with aliens
Got room for any more on your ship?
Kill Trump
The orange guy is made of candy.
Why so many anal probes? Is it a fetish? What else are they into?
Don’t tell the aliens this, but some people theorise that all abduction stories are actually demonic encounters because of the anal probe aspect. Which is interesting.
Patently false. After the probe, I knew for certain those beings were positively angelic. I’ve never felt such things. I heard choirs singing
Hold up. Exactly who are these experts theorizing on whether aliens or demons are more into butt stuff?
“Please just put our planet out of its misery.”
We’ll make great pets.
Are you fucking nuts? This man cannot be trusted. Venezuela, Greenland, Iran, Mexico, Canada. Why do you think he created space force in the first place?
“Shame on you, working with that crazy guy!”
