For context: in his latest ploy to distract us from the Trump-Epstein files, Donald Trump has announced that he will declassify documents about UAP. This was done following buzz speculating that Barrack Obama had confirmed the existence of Aliens in an interview a week ago, but also matches sentiment Trump espoused on the Joe Rogan podcast during the 2024 presidential campaign.

My main thought is that it would be an awfully expensive use of space-petrol just to check out Planet Earth.

But, for fun: what would you ask or say to any aliens who had met diplomatically with the US government?