Perhaps by gay women? Nah couldn’t be…
By straight men tho…
Quick math
There are about 4 billion women in the world And about 4 billion men.
About 5% of men are gay, let’s round that up to 10% to account for closeted gays. I’ll use the same value for women.
So we’ve got 3.6 billion straight women vs 0.4 billion gay men.
9 times more straight women than gay men.
So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
So the question is, how often does the average woman give a blowjob? Let’s go conservatively and say one a week? Some will be more, some will be less. Which means gay men will need to give a blowjob more than once a day on average, which seems unlikely.
But let’s say it’s far lower than what I’m thinking, if the average woman gives a blowjob once a month, gay men would need to give a blowjob every 3 days. That’s certainly achievable.
I think the answer is straight women, in my experience gay men aren’t as horny as people would have you believe, and women are way hornier than people would have you believe.
However, I say this as a married straight guy with a lot of women friends and a few gay friends so take this with a grain of salt
Gay men aren’t as horny as people would have you believe
My pansexual roommate ones showed me an app/website I can’t remember the name of, for gay men to advertise that they want to hook up, in real time.
There were hundreds of bubbles, with like 5 more showing up every second and some disappearing. And the thing only shows you the local ones so that’s 100 men just within our part of a relatively small US city. (Tbf, lots of them were from within nearby hotels so not necessarily local people)
But the point is all of this is live, dozens of men advertising themselves, people looking for people to hook up with people right at that moment, and that’s just in like a 5 block radius.
I can’t say gay men are hornier than women, but I’d be willing to bet gay men probably get the most action per capita out of any gender-sexuality combo on the planet.
Edit: Found it the site is called “Sniffies” (I don’t know why it’s called that and I don’t really want to) but if you’re a man into men and want to advertise your dick size and your hotel room number to random strangers on the internet for a chance to get laid, this is the site for you lol
So a gay man would have to, on average, give a blowjob 9 times more frequently than a woman to break even.
Pfft. Bro, I’ve blown 6 men in 1 day. I’m a dude. I doubt women would be up for a blowjob a week, but I know plenty of gay men who would do it every day of the week if they could.
I think were going per capital. Pun intended
Gay men.
I once worked at a very shitty hotel. We’re talking a hookers 'n heroin type hotel. I once had a family in July come to the front desk at 3am complaining that this hotel was NOT suitable for a family to stay at. I simple said “Oh, I fully agree. This place ISN’T made for family vacations. Why ARE you here???”. She didn’t have an answer for that. She was atrempting to use that as reason why she should get a refund. She had no idea how to react to me saying that she WAS in the wrong place, she WAS in danger, and the smart thing to do was leave now for her own families safety.
Well, about a year after that we had a gay leather biker convention that booked 80% of the whole hotel.
While I was checking this one guy in, another guy walked up behind him and asked “Hi, I’m Tom. Are you single to play?” The first guy says “I’m not single, but we’re free to play”. The second guy just said “Great. I’m in room 302. Here’s a keycard. Bring your boyfriend and all your friends.”
Me, being a straight male just had to be amazed at the efficiency. Tom just went from being a stranger to hosting a threesome, potentially an orgy, in 3 sentences.
Not even the germans are THAT efficient! I just stood there thinking "God dammit. Why can’t I be gay? That was SO easy! With women you have to do all this other pesky stuff, like learning their name, going to dinner, finding out who they are as a person…Tom basically just walked up and said “Come get laid”.
I think gay guys give more blowjobs just based on the fact that with a straight couple, only one is giving blowjobs and only sometimes. Gay guys BOTH give blowjobs, and I assume it’s several times a day. Like one just walks into the room, shoves his cock into the others mouth, and says “Oh by the way, my parents are coming to visit this weekend…don’t stop. I can multitask.”
Yep, as a bi guy, I can attest to the efficiency of gay hookup/sex life culture in general.
As a man, you’ll have two very different experiences if you go to a dedicated straight hookup app vs, say, Grindr or Sniffies.
With women, it is a whole process of ensuring that both of you are looking for the other, even if it’s a one night stand. Physical attraction, being charming, non-threatening, tons of requirements. At one point I missed my chance with a girl because she liked being read poetry to after a hookup, and I was apparently reading the wrong poets at the time.
With men? Even if you catfish them, 7-8 out of 10 will still have sex with you. You can literally post 10 year old pics, be 50-70kg heavier and still not a problem - meanwhile I had women call me out for using a roughly year and half old pic, and since I’ve lost weight and shaved off my beard, I looked slightly different…
With apps like Grindr you can quite literally find a sex partner in 5 to 10 minutes. Start a few chats, send the appropriate pictures, agree on a time and who’s bringing what, and you’re good to go.
Wonderful story thanks for sharing.
I bet gay men are more eager than straight women on average, but straight women outnumber gay men by like 20:1.
I know the title explicitly says gay men, but then talks about Gay women and straight men as if the two sexualities are all that exist.
I’m sure the number, if you include bi, bi curious, pan etc. Is much higher than 5%.
I’m a mostly straight man (let’s say 2/3rds) and I’ve given more blowies than an ex female I was with for over a decade.
more like 50:1
more like 7% so >=15:1
I’ve definitely received more than 20x the blow jobs from gay men than straight women (20x0=0)
infinitely more …
Anyone who is married (in any combination of genders) knows the answer is gay men
Ten years, got one or two.
Woke boomer humor. Science has definitely gone too far this time.
I think any generation can make jokes about their boring sex lives.
Gay men men being able to relate to the feeling probably plays a role.
I’m not feeling picky.
You know what we call people like you? Greedy. ;)
A mouths a mouth.
Straight women, just because I’m on a break
