If someone posts nothing but doom and gloom, it’s a surefire way to get blocked. There’s too much of that elsewhere, and I’m aware of it all. Sometimes I just want to look at memes to distract myself from thinking that everything is on fire.
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JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How will you celebrate?English
6·1 month agoWe’re going to be waiting a while.
When we see him coming out with sunglasses, and perched up between two guys who are suspiciously close to him, only then can we estimate the time down to a couple of hours (depending on how many ads for Goya beans there are).
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Might be breaking an NDA by posting this but I got invited to the "ebay kitchen beta" and everyone needs to see thisEnglish
18·2 months agoThe post had such a miserable excuse for bread in the pic.
Thank you for the nice bread pic. It looks lovely.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Google Search is now using AI to replace headlinesEnglish
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JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which career path is not ruined by AI?English
9·2 months agoProstitution.
I am not saying it’s the ideal career choice for most people, however it isn’t something ruined by AI…
And there are opportunities to progress into a madam or pimp. Plus you get a funky hat with a feather, I’m unsure how this process goes though (I would imagine there must be some sort of application process for the hat).
I like to encourage a silly sort of reaction, rather than a hostile one.
I was playing Rocket League the other day, and said that the enemy team’s mother buys off-brand baked beans. I got called a doughnut.
If someone is being angry, try calling them various fruit. Then again some people are just straight up chikoos.
Even when I say I’m growing strawberries, people think I’m growing cannabis.
I mean, I’m not growing strawberries and most definitely growing cannabis, however it’s the insinuation!
One of my mates goes with his wife and kids to forage for morel mushrooms, it’s a big family activity and they love it.
I haven’t tried Morel mushrooms though, would like to give them a go with what he has said about them (we are separated by ocean or I would ask him, at the right time of year).
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•US Government Deploys Elon Musk's Grok as Nutrition Bot, Where It Immediately Gives Advice for Rectal Use of VegetablesEnglish
40·3 months ago… Did it give good advice, though?
Silicone can be expensive, and I have a Lidl just down the road.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Do you reckon more blowjobs are given by straight women, or gay men?English
3·3 months agoYou haven’t met my ex, it seems.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•In a blind test, audiophiles couldn't tell the difference between audio signals sent through copper wire, a banana, or wet mudEnglish
2·3 months agoThis was my issue with them, back in the day. I loved the sound (minus the leaking), however they were always getting caught in my hair.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What advice or tips do you have which sound like nonsense but really work?English
23·3 months agoIf you have a song stuck in your head, and it’s driving you a bit mad: listen to it. Something about your mind trying to fill things in (it’s been many years since I’ve read this bit of advice, and unsure entirely on why).
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•What's wrong with societyEnglish
91·3 months agoI’ve studied History in university, and have picked up this habit long ago.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•London knife crime vs viral content about London crimeEnglish
6·3 months agoI believe the reference was not to the word ‘white’, though to the term ‘white power’, which has been established as a phrase of those who ascribe to the idea of white supremacy.
Seems to me he was calling him a nazi.Hope this clears things.
JadenSmith@sh.itjust.worksto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What you listening to this week?English
2·3 months agoI’m not sure if it’s just by coincidence, however recently I’ve been getting various Lesbian singers recommended to me by YouTube. And they’ve been pretty fire.
Chappell Roan, Girl in Red, Frances Forever (love the Space Girl song), etc.Usually some punk mixed in the playlists, from Crass to Mudrats (been fond of their song “I Hate Rich Cunts”, very catchy). Along this vibe there’s I guess closer to a punky UK Garage fusion with Cuppa Tea by EV.
I always slide the cart in. It’s rather satisfying when it slides and chucks against the cart in front, sort of like an acknowledgement of the attachment.
I believe I desperately need some new hobbies, on a side note.
That’s crazy! I hope the sales from the McDonalds branches, in Vietnam, are at least contributing to the country in a meaningful way through taxes etc.
(I don’t know about that sort of thing, I just hope the huge difference in price at least has some benefit to locals).
McDonalds here in London is comical. I’m not even near the inner city (Greater London) and I’m surprised they get business these days.
The last time I wanted a burger I checked, and a meal was going for around £11+
I walked for five minutes and found a local place, paid about £7-8 for a proper good burger meal with better quality ingredients… They even asked me what kind of bun I wanted (went with brioche).The meat wasn’t as thin as a pencil either.


It’s good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone’s cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college…
… And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts…
Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.