That could be the paraquat.

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They’re marigolds!

With Blackjack! And hoo- wait, wait a second…

I had an HTC phone many years ago, with a headphone jack. The official instructions, for cleaning the screen, were to run it under the tap and give it a wipe lol.

If I ever become Supreme Ruler of Earth, I’ll make this phrase literal.
What if they have better eyes than me? What if it’s my chance at better vision? Do they even need to read??

… Gimme eyes pls.

It’s so ridiculous and unnecessary too. I’ve gone out and identified such beautiful birds, nature in general is so varied yet very often vibrant. It’s a hobby that really does not need any alteration to what you see: birds are very pretty!

Hey, maybe some of us are into that!

Big media is trying to erase twinks!!!

One of my past boyfriends was given the birth name Leviticus.
He was rather flamboyant.

Not much, what’s an AP with you?

The only oranges I see smell a lot like kerosene…

I have been using Jellyfin for over a year, brilliant thing. Makes it very easy to stream my media; I have one client catered to music, and the main one for movies/TV shows.

It’s good to know this is a turn on. I approach many animals.
Once a cat kept following me and I had to convince it to go back, though.
Another time someone’s cat just went to sleep on my lap, and I was late to college…
… And there was that one time I got chased by peacocks, squirrels, and random birds because I was feeding them walnuts…

Something tells me there should be a limit, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.

If someone posts nothing but doom and gloom, it’s a surefire way to get blocked. There’s too much of that elsewhere, and I’m aware of it all. Sometimes I just want to look at memes to distract myself from thinking that everything is on fire.

We’re going to be waiting a while.
When we see him coming out with sunglasses, and perched up between two guys who are suspiciously close to him, only then can we estimate the time down to a couple of hours (depending on how many ads for Goya beans there are).

The post had such a miserable excuse for bread in the pic.
Thank you for the nice bread pic. It looks lovely.

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Prostitution.

I am not saying it’s the ideal career choice for most people, however it isn’t something ruined by AI…
And there are opportunities to progress into a madam or pimp. Plus you get a funky hat with a feather, I’m unsure how this process goes though (I would imagine there must be some sort of application process for the hat).

I like to encourage a silly sort of reaction, rather than a hostile one.

I was playing Rocket League the other day, and said that the enemy team’s mother buys off-brand baked beans. I got called a doughnut.

If someone is being angry, try calling them various fruit. Then again some people are just straight up chikoos.

Even when I say I’m growing strawberries, people think I’m growing cannabis.
I mean, I’m not growing strawberries and most definitely growing cannabis, however it’s the insinuation!