Who was in the bikini?
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
Is this on pay per view?
Well… Who won?
Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.
You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.
You’ve been at sea too long, sailor.
Musk is responsible for this. Remember a few weeks ago when he made Grok put everyone in bikinis? Of course, Florida is now copying it IRL. And as usual, it’s the poor bloody matinee … mantit … blobbly wobblies that suffer!
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
Dun-dun.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami
LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI…
I can fix her
I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
The other perpetrator:
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.
I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn’t realize they were so protected. He said there’s an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?
