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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators

    Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!

    Plant: am I a joke to you?

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      Similarly:

      Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!

      Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…

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        Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?

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      Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER

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        *Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER

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      It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.

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        It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.

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        I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.

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          Not to get all up in your business but wow, you’re being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.

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