And to do so, one must first learn the importance of walking with rhythm.

Can’t have artificial sweeteners either because they give him migraines.

Tipping culture is bullshit anyway. If you run a business where you can’t afford to pay your employees enough without going out of business, then your business shouldn’t exist.

Dropped one once. Was mid transfer with his sister and he decided to start squirming. Reflexes kicked in and I caught him mid fall. That was over 20 years ago and I’m still terrified.

Vegetables don’t exist. A good deal of the “vegetables” you eat are fruits. The rest are leaves, roots, flowers, and stems.

Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her…

…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared…

Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.

This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?

She was hyuking the milk man and Goofy found out.

Alright then… I’ve got the most perfect song, just for you!

Just got to practice your free diving skills!

I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon. Three decades makes much more sense.

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🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶

Is this a cyclical thing? Cause, hey, good news in ten years!

Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?

Well, I guess the last one…

Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!

Great, now I want halloumi…

Avast coppers, a boat!

Science fiction was getting a huge boost at the time. Star Wars was released the year before. Battlestar Galactica started in 78. Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the Donald Sutherland/Jeff Goldblum one, was also 78. Alien would also come out in 79. Video consoles were being billed as super advanced and futuristic. I’m sure this came from that. What’s interesting is that 8 years later, we got Arkanoid, a breakout game actually set in space.

“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It’s not cheese damn it! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson

Gives a whole new meaning to “takes a licking but keeps on ticking.”