There’s no voters to reduce unless they remove citizens. Illegal immigrants cannot vote, but they are included in census data

If I could live off grass, my bills would really drop

A literal gallon of LSD. I don’t even know where to get it because I never leave the lookout.

*door

You dropped this

I’d take back those words that have hurt you

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I still have my (working) Zune

I could understand it if the enemies communicate somehow, like relaying your location

I built a self-repair skill mod for Fallout New Vegas specifically because I hated that shit.

Be sure to use the buddy system and hold hands

Been playing since launch and never used him because I hate companions (they ruin stealth). Seriously reconsidering for the next playthrough

Guy on the left looks like George Carlin

Once, back in 1984. We don’t like to talk about it.

The Matrix was built to resemble the late 90s-00, “the pinnacle of civilization”

My wife farts so loud sometimes that she startles herself awake

I do that anyway

There’s all kinds of amazing heists in modern history. Sadly, most end with them getting caught because they were stupid

When Elon dies, dozens of children will lose their father, but not a parent.

Read “The Hero with a Thousand Faces” by Joseph Campbell. Myths repeat through cultures and influence every story that follows. We’re constantly recycling

My grammy is 100 and eats Taco Bell and Pringles all day.