I masturbate while I poop.
I’m getting pretty good at yo-yoing the turd up and down like a dildo.
Boss makes a dollar
I make a nickle
So when I’m on the clock
I’ll tickle my pickle
Average US american toilet doors that allow seeing through over the top, from the bottom, the left, the right, through the keyhole and there is probably a window, so people from outside of the building can see you, too.
What’s weird… On the image, there are walls between the toilets as separators… Styrofoam should be enough…
Nah too risky at my work, the toilets are dead silent. I’ve mastered the zero decibel wank lol
Still better than furiously pooping while pretending to masturbate. Unless you’re into that, I guess 🤷
That’s how I got blacklisted from most porn agencies and why I keep getting calls from different porn agencies.
When life gives you lemons, shit.
Just keep whispering “fighting for my life in here”
Give me a sec–irs coming!
Two birds, one stone
But let’s address the real question here. Where in the workplace does the cum go?
Same as at home.
You swallow it
“In the secretary” -the boss probably
The same place the rest of your bodily excretions go, following normal disposal guidelines, obviously.
A despised coworker’s keyboard and the communal coffee creamer jug in the office fridge?
Man, I’m impressed at how much piss that coworker’s keyboard can hold
They don’t make em like they used to…because of all the piss the older models accumulate.
