I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
I love to make really bad similes/metaphors like “I have the memory of a fish with very poor memory” or “I’m as tall as a tree thats my height”.
Yarr, what be a pirate’s favourite letter?
His first love be the C
I can sea why yar be thinkin’ that, but it be the letter arrrr.
And a pirate’s least favorite letter?
“Dear sir or ma’am, We are writing you to inform you of your third copyright strike violation…”
P, because without it a Pirate would just be irate