I dream of an absurd day when ROBO-ICE comes to haul off my robot housecleaner for being an illegal import.
Jokes on them though, I will never afford another house. It will actually be another robot who owns the house. And that robot will likely be my boss. I’ll be retiring under an overpass near 7th and Pershing.
And by retiring, I mean dying.
Hmm, a fine choice of overpass. Good weather in LA!
I just need a robot bending unit for all the gurters I have laying around
Girders*
It’s not “GoGird”
It would just get lazy, drink all your booze, and tell you to bite his shiny robot ass.
it is the boston dynamics demo that i want to see is a robot burglar entering a home from a side window and stealing a laptop then ordeing a waymo getaway accessory.
At the point of cooperative organization, we will finally take action as a society. Not because of the threat of violence. No, because of the threat of unionization.
All you’d have to do is hijack the home robot, to simply hand you over the subscription-based slop
“You would own nothing worth burgling, and you will like it”
For real haha
We already have robotic peeping Toms, so yeah, robotic house burglars tracks.
I mean, Kara robbed a convenience store. I get it. Tough times in the future.
