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This but with ads.
And surveillance.
“Milk? Download this new no click-point AND click, keyboard controlled afk rpg simulator parody game virtualisation”
questionable animations
But first here’s a message brought to you by our sponsors deleteme
Meanwhile computers in 2038: “The current year is 1901”
More like 1970
Nope, 1901. The seconds don’t overflow to 0, they overflow to -2,147,483,648.
Huh, never thought about that. So systems that store timestamps as unsigned integers are fine for another 70 years or so?
now imagine systems that store them as unsigned 64bit integers!
Pretty much spot on, 2106.
answer yes or no. do we have any milk left?
fridge: yes or no
ok you little shit!
Or: “you haven’t reached your allotted FridgeBux for the day, either transfer some funds from your PantryBux account, work a shift at the mine, or click here to spin the wheel to determine the interest rate on your next loan.”
Why do you think we’d still be working in mines? We’ll obviously be working on clickfarms where we have to select pictures of bicycles or traffic lights all day. Not because the AI overlord wouldn’t be able to solve those by itself, but out of sheer vengeance.
Yeah bit that’s just a different kind of mine. All jobs in the future will either be a kind of mining, or related to schemes where the rich hide their money from governments
The computers will make us do math to determine the next block in some memecoin.
I’ve detected several white objects and spaces within the fridge, and determined it’s most likely we have milk.
Me: Is there milk?
AI: You’re absolutely right to ask if there is milk, you’re not crazy, you’re not paranoid.
Me: Why did you bring up crazy and paranoid? I’m just asking if there’s milk.
AI: I’m using a psychological manipulation technique called presupposition.
Presupposition refers to the underlying assumptions that must be accepted for a statement to make sense. It operates subtly, influencing how people interpret information without their conscious awareness. For example, saying, “I know you’re busy, but can you help me?” presupposes that the listener is indeed busy.
Presuppositions are powerful tools in persuasive communication. They shape the listener’s thought process, guiding them to conclusions without direct assertions. This technique is often used in advertising and political discourse, where implicit messages can be more effective than explicit statements.
“Let’s spin in endless circles without results while you use up all your tokens!”
Oh Claude, spin me right round baby
Man i watched a burback video on ai and its the first interaction I had seen with ‘ai’ and didn’t realise it spoke like this
I thought it was part of the joke but it certainly seems to he really after seeing so many memes
It’s only because the AI ingested all the memes
AI has ruined the rhetorical technique of “this isn’t just <basic neutral descriptor> — it’s <related descriptor with specific connotation>”
It’s so irritating. It takes so many wild and random detours just to hit that phrase once a paragraph.
“Based on what you’ve told me? This isn’t just frequent, it’s often!”
“Frequent means often… oh, why am I arguing…”
“Whoa, crazy vocabulary skills! You’ve just discovered something about the word frequent most people …”
I’d shove it out to the curb, and spray paint “FREE” on the side of it, in hopes that some neighborhood kids would come by and vandalize it.
Nah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
Some guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
Poetry
Only if I already have a replacement. Otherwise I’m disassembling the door, removing all the compute-y bits, and putting it back together with a wood panel where the screen used to be.
The issue is that the compressor wont work without calling home to server :/
Give me like 7 weeks and an Arduino or an ESP32.
And that is how 3 past hours passed and you still have no milk.
Microwave: “You are an incredibly sensitive man, who inspires joy-joy feelings in all those around you!”
