Supertramp: what if being kinda sad sounded fucking incredible?

For the children in the audience.

Yes: What if a guitar could have an orgasm?

Slayer: what if we took Christian mythology seriously enough to make them all very angry?

peperony and chease

Oh my god, he’s doing the Dunkey “strand-type game” joke. We’re only a few steps removed from him re-recording the Lasagna Cat monologue.

I think the majority of Lemmy users are American or expect American news to dominate. The thing you’re complaining about only happens because of that.

Given that everyone’s first assumption is that it’s about the US Supreme Court, obviously no. You have to meet people where they are.

Even for domestic US news, the same shit happens for state versus federal governments. Sometimes on websites that namedrop cities and politicians but don’t bother mentioning what fucking state they’re in.

As if misleading headlines are the audience’s fault.

Well, figuratively.

“What if we redid the skeezy camera that nearly killed the Xbone, but pointed it at your children? We expect to sell one billion units.”

Yeah good luck with that.

Folks, they train on Disney movies. Intellectual property is not a factor.

“Ice Weasel. Love is the everchanging spectrum of a lie.”

Mozilla has been kinda stupid since the browser was also called Mozilla.

Nooo don’t you know this is fundamentally different from manually photoshopping the same joke?!

Confused, full of cheese, unsure of the day of the week

Coming Spring 2034.

Iteration is innovation.

Even combining existing ideas can explore and refine a genre.

That mushroom was load-bearing!

If you also named a project, you solved both hard problems.