The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoWow, futuristic. media.piefed.worldexternal-linkmessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1743arrow-down14
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minus-squareIrateAnteater@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up30·2 months agoNah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
minus-squaremindbleach@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoSome guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
Nah, the trick is to write $20 on it. Then someone will steal it and your problem is completely gone.
Some guy in a 1995 Hilux feels it touch the asphalt like he’s a fucking Nazgul, and is pulling the metal out of it before you’ve shut your front door.
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